
Cheap Date Nights for Exhausted V-Day Wallet
Written By Matthew Kruglinski
Adult Services Librarian
We are just emerging from the perfumed haze of the OG Hallmark holiday, Valentine’s Day; that time of the year where roses become suspiciously more expensive for a week or two and middling restaurants all of a sudden have expensive “Prix Fixe” menus for one night only. If your wallet is now hurting, fear not as the most romantic place on earth, your local library, has your back to help you avoid the crowds and overspending encouraged by our capitalist hellscape to keep the romantic momentum flowing by simply putting your handy library card to use.
Thankfully, it has been scientifically proven that watching a movie at home with your partner (or potential partner) is the most direct way to the sensual Valhalla of your choosing [citation needed] and your trusty Trenton Free Public Library has thousands of movie options to choose from. For the purposes of this exercise, I am focusing on romantic and romantic adjacent films from a thematic assortment that will hopefully match up with your M.O. Your date will be so impressed with library centric cost saving endeavors that cuddles are all but guaranteed!
1. Cozy Chunky Knitwear

It has been a brutal winter in central Jersey and these romantic film options know that the coziness of on-screen sweaters is infectious and pleasantly insidious. The Citizen Kane of romantic comedies, When Harry Met Sally . . ., is as famous these days for Billy Crystal’s cavalcade of chunky knit sweaters as it is for the iconic Meg Ryan moaning in the diner scene. A viewing can also be transposed into a makeshift tribute for the late great Rob Reiner, which will make you look sensitive maybe. If you want another option that has been called “a hip When Harry Met Sally. . .” on a pull quote on its DVD box, 90s classic Love Jones also offers Larenz Tate in a delightful range of sweaters and coats that will have you turning up the heat literally and figuratively.
2. Problematic Vampires/Boys r not okay

It is never not time for Twilight, the franchise that refuses to die and only grows stronger and more powerful with each passing year. The skin of a killer, the hola of a chica, the Loch Ness of a nickname: Twilight and its sequels truly have it all. Edward and Jacob might embody the iffy issues of age and rage, but we wouldn’t have our problematic kings from Forks any other way. Of course, if you are feeling a little kinkier and/or have great tolerance for plodding exposition and tedious nonsense, there is the Twilight fanfiction turned BDSM juggernaut Fifty Shades of Grey, in which a billionaire man builds a sex dungeon and dates women who look like his dead mother rather than go to therapy. Hotttt???
3. Big Book adaptations

Speaking of problematic material, one of the big breakout publishing sensations of the past few years has been Colleen Hoover, the queen of BookTok and romanticizer of abusive and just plain weird behavior from dudes. If you want to wallow in a filmed adaptation, you can choose from It Ends with Us, whose tale of a controlling dude has spilled over into an IRL mess between stars Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively which is almost certainly more interesting than the movie itself, or Regretting You, a convoluted multi-tiered rom-dram where a literal car crash begats secrets that upend a family forever. If you are feeling nostalgic for the comparatively simple time of the early 2000s when Colleen Hoover had yet to ascend, you can look back upon the reign of Nicholas Sparks as King Romance Author Whose Books Become Movies with the immortal The Notebook, a film that I have never seen but have absorbed through osmosis due to its cultural ubiquity. I bet it’s good!
4. Spooky Sexy Skeletons

If you are a little horror freak, why not embrace the all-timer romance of diminutive killer doll Chucky and his goth baddie soulmate Tiffany Valentine (!) in the goated Bride of Chucky, a thoroughly deranged horror comedy that will change your life for the best. For more recent fare, the 2025 horror rom com Heart Eyes offers a parodic take of modern dating filtered through classic 80s slasher tropes. With both of these options, you can get a balanced mix of laughs and chills that will soften the heart of the most hardened hater.
5. Sports . . .Can be romantic?

Finally, as we slowly emerge from the snack induced coma of another Super Bowl, we have to ask ourselves can sports and love ever mix? And the answer is, of course, yes, if these films are to be believed. In recent years, Love & Basketball has gone from cult classic cable staple to being enshrined in both the Criterion Collection and the National Film Registry, with its tale of hooping neighbors who cannot quit each other continuing to resonate with audiences. For a more complicated approach to sports romance, we have Challengers, in which a multi-directional love triangle of tennis players reveals how the complicated conflagration of control, lust, friendship, and fuzzy yellow balls can lead to all kinds of wacky shenanigans.
Whatever option you choose, you are guaranteed to find the perfect thing to watch to round out the greatest valentine’s day month ever at the Trenton Free Public Library.
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